Greatest Inventions or Discoveries

When we talk about inventions... What do you think about?..
Let's not talk about phones, or handphones.. or the World Wide Web... Let's not even mention the creators of World Of Warcraft... Let's move.... slightly further back... Somewhere when they discovered fire... or the wheel...

Personally... I hate the discovery of the wheel... The invention of the round round thing that makes our live so convenient...

Have anybody ever gave it some thought? The wheel... Is actually the beginning of the "Fat Evolution" I believe the wheel was actually discovered by 1 fat cave man or something...
"Hey I'm fat! Look at me roll!! WoOooo Round thing roll!!!"

Well without the wheel... We all might be tall muscular Apes Dragging our stuffs here and there... It all just takes 1 fat lazy ape.... To make things so simple...... and.... drag every other ape to the "fat side"

Now you might be thinking.. Hey it's just wheels, no big of a deal... It's truly the biggest convenience for all of us.. Now Now Now! Let me give you an example..... Donuts...... ya donuts..... Fattening food.... that resembles the wheel.... What about burgers?!...... I believe squarish sandwiches won't make you fat... What else... Let's see... hmmmm PIZZAs......... Without WHEELS I don't think they even have WHEELS of Cheese..... so there won't be fattening cheesy pizzass!!...

.................. So why am I ranting about round stuffs?........ Well I slip and fell down a staircase just Yesterday... Rainy day.. blah blah blah..... Went down with an ommph!... Hurt my back... zzzz
Could be worse... Lucky the fats were there to cushion the fall.......
........ Hmmm that still ain't quite related to wheels.........

NOW I WANNA COMPLAIN BOUT FRICTION!!!!!

Why I Ain't Rich?????

Who doesn't dream of being a millionaire? Maybe nowadays its more of a billionaire dream.. Million doesn't seem to quite make it anymore.

The dream of money.....

I personally have read a few books... You know, those books titled "How to be a millionaire" or "Habits of a Millionaire"... Ya basically it's books with a "how to" and always ending with a Millionaire behind its title.

I guess with people like me buying those books.. Then the authors truly become a millionaire...

Anyways..... I find something common in these books... The always highlight on... SPEND LESS.... SAVE MORE....

Yup... these 2 statements always appear almost everywhere... Do not spend on unnecessary stuffs. Save on what you can save..

Well.............. I thought of giving it a try.... I spend less and less..... I eat less.... I drink less... I even spend lesser on transport... walking here and there

Well ... I've been doing that for almost a year now.... And................Now I look into my bank account....
I couldn't even see... more then 3 zeros behind any digit...... I ain't even 1/2 way there to a million..... not even a 1/4...... -.- So where did I go wrong?!??!

I went to ask my brother about it..... And here's what he told me...